why me
finally….
centaurs are cool in theory but would be so fucking creepy if they were real
hey do you think that centaurs would have human or horse intelligence & awareness?
human intelligence with horse instincts
human brain: i am an intelligent being
horse brain: *gets surprised by a bird and runs for a mile*
cause baby tonight the creepers gonna steal all our stuff agai
Dude at the counter: AWWWW MAN
i went into haelga’s bedroom to see if i could steal shit and now i wanna die
excuse me todd? are you going to answer for modeling a kink bed todd?
i can only imagine Alvar seeing this and being like “okay i’m into some shit but. really? built in to the damn bed?”
Bud, you still haven’t spotted the Horker tusk under the bed huh
Or the leather strips, or the potion of Vigor
THE TUSK?????
the tusk.
Y’all forgot to mention the leather harness she apparently ordered from Grelka
i am never entering riften again
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